Thursday, September 23, 2004

I am about to get a pay rise. Yoo hoo!!!

Dust off those business proposals and feasibility studies. Bring them to me. I am open to suggestions and new ideas, and I am a ready investor. Soon I will have an extra fifty dollars every month to invest in your business venture--if you can convince me.

Saturday, September 18, 2004

What exactly is "Recreational Programming"?

Is it programming with a recrational touch to it? Sort of like wearing branded white-sportswear and tennis shoes while coding in Smalltalk?

Or is it the name of a new and sexy reality show from Silicon Valley featuring pizza-and-coke-guzzling fat and sweaty programmers hitting it off with online chicks in the familiar and homely backdrop of an IRC channel? Highly unlikely. Sort of like this:
<Kazz> Do vampires have anuses? Cause that's why I wouldn't let this kid

invade a vampire's anus in this RPG, right, I was GMing, and his character
was an Anus Shade, with the power to possess and control the anuses of
people and animals.. and I figured that vampires don't have anuses.

<Zaratustra> a vampire's anus is present, but non-working.

<Zaratustra> like a network card without the appropriate driver.

<Kazz> Wow. You're the biggest dork on Earth.

<Sharkey> And you're DMing an rpg with Anus Shades.
Err...maybe. I for one don't know but am ready to whack my bush if I have to to find out.

So here goes...welcome (I guess)!